5/17/2006 03:51:00 PM   [ link ]

summary statements on a resume = WORST.

How about:
Hardworking, motivated team player and self-starter with strong communication skills and ability to multitask seeks, um, a job of some sort!

Or wait, I know:
Graduate level computer scientist with extreme dislike of cliched resume buzzwords seeks full time position in software development.

How are you supposed to write these things without sounding utterly fake?