7/20/2004 01:10:00 AM   [ link ]

and now, the other half.

I added one thing to the list below, for the sake of completeness. And now (in no particular order) the stories behind each injury.
a) my cat scratched me really badly
b) I burned myself on a cookie pan
c) someone put a sticker on me, and I think maybe I was allergic to the glue or something?
d) I got in a fight
e) don't drink and shoot off bottle rockets at the same time
f) some people fell on me while they were fighting
g) not sure -- maybe from rock climbing, maybe related to d. Is it bad that I don't actually know?
Yes, I'm crazy. But life is good. No, I'm serious. Life is really good right now.