7/28/2003 02:57:00 PM [ link ]
Heyyyyy, Website! Haven't seen you around in a while, how have you been?
Well that's good to hear. I've been doing all right myself.
Amy. My name is Amy.
No, don't worry about it! I'm bad with names too sometimes.
Oh, you know. I've just been doing the same old stuff. Playing around with my fat new computer at work. Going dancing. Going rock climbing. I almost have arm muscles now, but I don't think anyone else can see them but me. And what have you been keeping yourself busy with lately?
Well. I'm sorry to hear that you've been lonely, Website. I'll try to visit more often, how's that?
No, of course I care about you. I don't know know why you'd suggest such a thing! I just... don't really have any good stories to tell you right now. You know I'd tell you all my stories if they were the slightest bit entertaining.
I was going to surprise you with this later, but you seem kind of down, so I'll tell you now. I've been working on a new home for you! You won't have to share space with all those other WashU websites, you can have a nice cozy little Linux box all to yourself. And it's in my bedroom, so I'll be able to keep you company whenever you want! Doesn't that just sound perfect?
I knew you'd love it. Do you feel better now?
A story? I already told you I don't have any good ones.
All right, fine. Last night I watched the most horrible cop movie ever made. Then I played a game of ping pong. The score was 5-15; I was losing. Then Chris accidentally said the score backwards, so it sounded like I was winning. I said, "I could live with that score." We pretended the score was 15-5 and kept playing. I still lost.
I told you it wasn't a very good story.