6/28/2003 12:06:00 AM [ link ]
within the past 30 hours, I...
- went rock climbing.
- went out to a bar and danced with a midget.
- almost got my eye scratched out by a cat (not Ana).
- spilled soda on myself at work.
- bought a TV. This turned out to be much more of an ordeal than it should have been, involving three trips to circuit city and six trips up and down my stairs.
- got an email from someone who claimed to be Chris Hill. And who actually was, in fact, Chris Hill. Just not this Chris Hill. Most confusing.
- watched a documentary about a transexual prostitute who was elected to the New Zealand parliament.
(note: one of the above statements is false.)