3/24/2003 02:54:00 AM   [ link ]

WANTED: One best friend.

Must make me laugh, cheer me up, and expect me to do the same in return. Must have uncontrollable urge to talk for hours and completely lose track of time. Must have whatever that intangible connection is that makes a best friend better than all of your other friends.

Must NOT move far away, or suddenly stop talking to me without explanation.

Now accepting applications.