12/17/2002 08:56:00 PM   [ link ]

The wisdom of Pete:

"Hey, wouldn't it be weird if you looked out the car right now, and there was Satan on a tricycle, and he was going faster than you?"

"Dingleberry? I'd call it more of a.... dangleberry."

"You know what? I think I'm gonna start saving all the stuff I spit out when I brush my teeth."
"Ewwww, Pete, that's gross!"
"Well, I was thinking I could market it as a beverage. Or maybe a kid's toy, like Gak!"