10/01/2002 09:54:00 PM   [ link ]

Mark: (after watching Joe fight with the printer for 20 minutes) So, what do I need to do to get it to print?
Joe: You have to say nice things to it, and promise it printer snacks.
Mark: So, I need to whisper sweet nothings in its ear?
Joe: No. You whisper sweet nothings in its parallel port. Printers don't have ears, stupid.


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