9/10/2002 11:47:00 PM [ link ]
Strawberry jam is the Aryan race of sandwich spreads. It snobbily believes in its superiority over mere jelly. &*%$ing elitist jam.
Maintenance people at our apartment were too lazy to remove a single square of duct tape from Jenny's wall before painting the room. They painted over it.
In desperate search of procrastination, I just built a tower of soda cans. Now I can't get to the volume on my stereo without contorting myself.
I am posting instead of doing the homework that is due tomorrow.
Someone help me, I think I am losing my mind.