9/28/2002 03:31:00 PM   [ link ]

Me: Why does my brain get fried so quickly when I try to work on 455?
Joe: Because it's tedious, and your brain gets bored, and goes off to do drugs.
Me: Except... I don't do drugs.
Joe: Oh, not you. Just your brain.
Me: Um... Explain how my brain does drugs without me?
Joe: Your brain stem is dealing.