5/24/2002 01:16:00 AM   [ link ]

This evening I went to see yet another movie that everyone's seen by now except for me, and then went to Steak 'n' Shake. Here are a few choice quotes from the evening, in no particular order:

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Elaine: I'm not you, Amy. I don't just randomly hit people really hard without reason.

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Me: Ok... antisocial (*cough*) -- issues here. And Amy choking on pickle juice.

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David: So, I don't really understand this whole Yoda-General thing. I mean, you've got Yoda the Wise Master, and that's normal. Then you've got Yoda as Gandalf, kicking a-- with a lightsabre. And you've got Yoda as Dumbledore, teaching all the kids. But, Yoda as... Sparticus??

(Also, did anyone notice that while Yoda was leading the army, he consistently used normal English sentence structure?)

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Me: Oh man. I mean, I heard that the love scenes were pretty cheesy, but I honestly didn't expect them to be that awful! Wow.

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Elaine's only reaction after the movie: *twitch*

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David: So, that really left a lot of loose ends.

Elaine: Yeah, but so did Episode V, that was a total cliffhanger.

David: Right, but in Episode V you pretty much knew how the loose ends had to be tied up. Someone's got to rescue Han, he and Leia will hook up, Vader and Luke will have some sort of final showdown scene, the Emperor gets defeated and the Rebels win, The End.

Me: Yeah, what you don't know is that all of this will be accomplished with the help of small furry animals.


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